Cletus

Anybody want an eight-week old puppy? Someone was supposed to take him today, and backed out yesterday. ARRGH.

He's really cute, people. Someone take him!

Quitter

Today is the start of my second day as a non-smoker. I want to kill my husband, quit my job, drop out of school, and give all my dogs away. I just want to sleep for about 72 hours, or until my cravings for nicotine stop.

Somebody shoot me.