Scout and I are in the process of filling out the most ridiculous adoption questionnaire, consisting of 126 extremely intrusive questions (and most of them have multiple questions disguised as one. It's more like 399 questions).
My favorite? Number 66 (particularly the last two questions):
How does your spouse display affection? How would you describe your sexual relationship? Who most initiates sex?
I owe a beer to whoever can come up with the best/funniest/most inappropriate answers for these questions. Big Dick, I'm pullin' for you.