I'm currently reading this book, written by someone I consider a dear friend. The plot is awesome so far (I can't wait to get further). Here's my favorite excerpt (there will be more to follow, I'm sure):
"Listen to me, you piece of shit. You're gonna die because of those holes I punched in your ass. Then, we're gonna chop your carcass up, feed your heart to the hogs, and bury whatever's left of your punk ass in pig blood. You got that, you worthless little fuck?"
He saw the terrorist slightly stiffen as a result, which made him smile.
"I'm gonna personally fuck up your afterlife, shitbird."
But don't take my word for it - read all the other reviews it's gotten so far. And order a copy already, would ya?